laptard

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

by ladymerlin November 28, 2007

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

Lotard

Lotad + Retard

"hey lotard what does your name stand for?""oh it stands for lotad+retard."

by hehexdlollmao April 24, 2020

lartard

Lacking common nerdy sense that makes no sense to ordinary people, but makes perfect sense to most people.

You're such a lartard!

by Shel-Migo November 29, 2011

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007

latarrance

Good a sports funny cool shy not that good looking most likely to be friends with a boy named chaz

Latarrance is comming back

by Latarrance May 27, 2018