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Pokemon #270, found in the Hoenn region. Lotad is a very small, cute pokemon whose call sounds somewhat like 'rawr'. The lilypad on top of the Lotad's back can be used to restore the Lotad's health during battle with it's ability: Water Dish. This lilypad also serves as a means for the Lotad to ferry other pokemon across stretches of water, however, it is often too heavy for the small creature and makes it difficult for the Lotad to travel between patches of water. Loatad are often seen stumbling through grass searching for a new stretch of water.
Lotad became Brock's first Hoenn pokemon in the anime, and eventually evolved into Lombre and then into Ludicolo.
'A wild Lotad appeared!'
'Wild Lotad restored health using Water Dish'
Lotad by Rawrawrawrlotad December 14, 2009
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A fat ass motherfucker who don't need no trainer in his/her life
Stop being such a lotad you fucking unwoke ass prick
Lotad by Whom'stve April 28, 2017

Fuck Lotad Day 

October 5th, otherwise known as Fuck Lotad Day. There's no real special occasion, just make sure you be really mean to him when you see him.
"Oh shit.. Is it Fuck Lotad Day already? I gotta go pay my dues!"
Fuck Lotad Day by jmama023244 October 5, 2022

5 Tissue Load 

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.
"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".
5 Tissue Load by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

Morning Load 

The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.
Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.
Morning Load by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022

lil loaded

One of the most fire rappers in the game if u know tommy craze u know lil liaded
Damn that song was fire
Freind of course it was it was lil loaded
lil loaded by @hex_soloaro February 15, 2020

A bad load

Someone who impregnates a women with his sperm,and when the baby is born it is born with deformities or has some hidden bad traits that don't come out until till later in life
He was just a bad load.
Best part of him run down the crack of his mamma's ass.
A bad load by GS71 April 4, 2015
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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