Laptop sex

A laptop on top of another when it shouldn't be.

For example, when u r at the airport traveling with more than 1 laptop and u r going through security, the TSA scolds u for putting them one on top of the other. Those laptops were caught in the act having laptop sex!

This term can be used more generally with other electronics too.

by G33KI3 June 9, 2011

laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011

laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017

laptop battle

When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.

John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.

by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 2, 2018

laptop music

Any type of electronic music that doesn't contain actual instruments

John's music taste is nothing but laptop music

by true_funk March 11, 2019

Laptop Nigga

Niggas who refuse to buy a pc

like nigga why u on da Laptop

Darius still aint got no computer
What a Laptop Nigga

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

laptop rental service

It is a service in which the laptop is given for rent.

Indiarentalz provides a laptop rental service.
There are many of them which provide laptop rental service

by Astrophile April 2, 2021