lip laid

getting your first kiss

dana: omg i just got lip laid by that really cute guy!
michele: no way omg i'm so jealous!

by barnzeedarnz04 August 30, 2009

get laid

the ultimate purpose of life

I got laid last night by that hot cambodian

by dan July 26, 2004

Got Laid

Get fresh eggs from a chicken

I got laid at the farm last night!

by SandbergEthan November 21, 2016

get laid

getting sex

He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.

by Anonymous June 15, 2002

Jack of laids

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012

jolie laide

The literal translation of jolie laide is "pretty ugly." Basically, a female gets coined the French term "jolie laide" if she is not conventionally pretty/lacks natural beauty, but takes good care of herself, her skin, her attire and her overall hygiene that she makes herself become beautiful. Some might even say that the flaws in jolie-laide women give them an "irresistible allure."

Gemma Ward can be considered jolie laide because of her "buggy" eyes.

by keepsayingwoohoo August 1, 2009

laid a brick

To excrete human waste from the anus, often in an unintended location.

see also: dump

"ah man i just laid a brick in da bogs"

by samstorm December 5, 2004