The phenomena of vigorously jerking off and at moment of climax forcing two fingers down your throat to trigger the gag reflex which allows you to barf simultaneously with ejaculation. It is the combination of jerking-off and barfing, hence Jarfing.
After being single for a year I find Jarfing to be a nice change of pace compared to traditional masturbation.
by xXJarferXx March 4, 2016
Get the jarfing mug.To be Jardin'd is one of the worst things that could possibly happen to you, imagine your sitting in your physics class and your midget teacher walks in and tells you: "class, remember that you have a test tomorrow." But you haven't been told of this before, then I'm sorry to say but you've been 'Jardin'd'.
For your situation to count as you being jardin'd, you must recieve a notice for your next test in a maximum of a five hour period before your test on a social media platform you don't use.
For your situation to count as you being jardin'd, you must recieve a notice for your next test in a maximum of a five hour period before your test on a social media platform you don't use.
"Hey, my teacher just fucking jardin'd us for the fourth time in a row today"
Or
"Yo, I've got to hand in homework tomorrow that was just set today"
"You've just been jardin'd brother"
Or
"Yo, I've got to hand in homework tomorrow that was just set today"
"You've just been jardin'd brother"
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One who is a parasite or embarrassment to humanity or life on earth itself. Usually this being is described as "chartinfer".
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Get the Jarfington mug.The act of doing physical things, mainly in a sexual way, while focusing on Jar Jar Binks to decrease endurance, as the thought of his sexy eyes ruin your focus, concentration, and overall physical abilities.
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