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Jake Paul Disease

A disease.

Common, over 500,000 cases a year.

Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.

Disease can be treated but not cured.

Signs that you have this common disease:

1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.

2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.

3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.

If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.

Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?

Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by meknowuuknowme November 23, 2017
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jake paul

A scumbag Youtuber who constantly continues to be a hypocrite and embarrass himself all over every platform
"You seen Jake Pauls latest vlog, it was so good!" "EW bitch we no longer friends if u watch that shit"
by UBISBLOCKEDATSCHOOL December 15, 2017
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a cheater~"rapper"~and an actually cancer cell.He cheated on a women he did not even deserve.And YouTubers such as PewDiePie roasted him
Why are you dead?
I watched Jake Paul
by Alissa.Violet April 6, 2018
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Jake Skywalker

I almost had to think of Luke as another character. Maybe he’s Jake Skywalker, he’s not my Luke Skywalker
by Mud and Snow May 19, 2018
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Jake Paulers

A group of particularly young children mentally ill beyond belief. They tend to support egotistic Jake Paul. The older they are the more mentally disturbed they are. Proceed with caution, and remember they are too retarded to change.
Jake Paulers prove Hitler killed the wrong people
by FUCK JAKE PAULERS June 19, 2017
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Jakel

Someone who holds them selves very high standards; can sometimes be misconstrued as very cocky; secretly book smart while everyone else thinks theyre dumb; has a passion for fashion; very turnt to for the party
Dang is that, that darn Jakel looking as beautiful as ever again
by Stop asking so many questions December 20, 2016
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Jake

A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.

They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.

If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.

Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.

this is based off my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 1: Are you friends with Jake?
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 2: Yea! I'm so lucky.
by heybebs:) April 3, 2021
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