ROBLOX

roblox - cancerous online dating game. 5 - 10 year olds go on this game because they failed to ask a girl out in real life. they pretend they are rich and are older than what they are. these now common species wear ice packages and skeleton legs. they like limiteds to impress their girlfriend and boyfriend.
have u seen that game roblox yet?

yeah its cancerous
by meknowuuknowme November 10, 2017
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does it feel good

mom: does it feel good

me: ohhh yeah
by meknowuuknowme November 23, 2017
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bull shit dog

A dog thats breed is mixed between a Shih Tzu and a Bull Dog. When it comes out, the name is "Bull Shit".
Friend: What type of dog you got there?

Me: I have the Bull Shit dog.
by meknowuuknowme November 18, 2017
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Boy: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now will you sing with me?

Girl: We are breaking up.
by meknowuuknowme November 22, 2017
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Jake Paul Disease

A disease.

Common, over 500,000 cases a year.

Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.

Disease can be treated but not cured.

Signs that you have this common disease:

1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.

2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.

3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.

If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.

Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?

Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by meknowuuknowme November 24, 2017
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