instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010

Instaban

verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever

2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals

eg. Ugh I'm so going to #instaban Polly, tenth picture of her stupid pug she has posted today!

by SUzyQ May 12, 2014

Instagator

Someone who says negatives about an instagram all the time just to be a hater.

"She's too fat!"

"You Instagator!"

by The Noob Messiah September 17, 2016

the instagator

usually the instagator perches in the rats nest. where he tries to bwe cocky by beating noobs at chess. the instagator (poo stain) likes to hurt you if you make fun of him. he loves to come in roasty.

When sitting on a skiing chairlift the instagator will bring the bar down with exessive force and yell "comin in roasty"

by xxcorruptxx12 January 18, 2011

intubate

While someone is sucking your cock, you let go of a massive, stinky fart. The cock-sucker is then forced to try to breathe through their mouth (therefore through your cock), rather than their nose.

I was super relaxed and let one go. I ended up having to intubate her!

by FrogSack October 3, 2014

Instagrate

To anger or provoke people on Instagram.

Combination of the words instigate and Instagram

Girl 1: Look at mi in dis pic guyyyzzz no makup or editing!!

Girl 2: Ur ugly whore omg duckfaces r soooo gross :/

Girl 3: Girl 2, why do you always have to Instagrate?

by MacaroniMan March 3, 2013

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004