Humenik

God in human form.

Whoah! Humenik is walking on water!

by T Con May 14, 2009

hummerblum

similar to the classic blumkin but with a twist...when a man OR woman is taking a shit and then poos a little in his or her hand then rubs it on some genitals followed by his or her partner giving oral to the now feces covered genetalia. it is so disgusting that the individual performing oral gives an involuntary hummer with their cry of disgust. this is usually followed by vomit (if performed correctly)

bro...that bitch gave me the best hummerblum! she yacked all over my stinky poop covered ball sack! it was awesome! thanks mom!

by jk miron January 7, 2012

stretch hummeria

You do not want to smell this. A mixture of fart, diahorria, puke and burp. Not a good look

Jay : Omg that humms
Dan : Yeh it is damn saggy
Tony : Mannn, thats a stretch hummeria

by Damn Saggy January 19, 2008

Yellow Hummer

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and instead of ejaculating, he pees in her mouth.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Yellow Hummer...I don't think she'll be back.

by Grape Ape 22 November 23, 2010

Bill Hummertrout

Charles Boyles' lookalike in the TV show Brooklyn 99, often appears during the halloween heist.

(To use an excerpt from the show)
Security guard: "you okay, bill? you seem kinda off"
Charles: "nope, I'm just the same old Bill Hummertrout, who grew up in Bean Station, Tennesee, and shaves his armpits"

by BEAN_LAD January 7, 2021

offing himself

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.

Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'

by Jay Jay <33 October 20, 2008

Hummer Syndrome

the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.

Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".

by Scoats May 12, 2003