An individual obsessed with shit to the point where they eat it,wank off with it shit on themselves or others
that filthy cunt asked me if he could do a Manhattan transfer with me and then wanted me to do a shit in his mouth while he wanked off in his own mud. He must have human scat syndrome!!!
by AndyNz October 14, 2008
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One who fights all that appears before him, be it beast, man, or nature. The struggle is bitter and ends only with the death of the Human Man Warrior, for even the death of his opponent means only that he must find a new foe to destroy, continuing the struggle.
Fighting is more than an event or even a way of life for the Human Man Warrior. It simply is their state of existence, it ascends the way of life to supplant life itself, for they live to fight. Until that bitter end.
Fighting is more than an event or even a way of life for the Human Man Warrior. It simply is their state of existence, it ascends the way of life to supplant life itself, for they live to fight. Until that bitter end.
by The Boy Joe Shine February 17, 2023
Get the Human Man Warrior mug.1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.
2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
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Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
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Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
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Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
by Epicguyof1337 December 8, 2014
Get the Human mug.If a company is a house, then Human Resources is the septic tank; all the shit goes there. Human Resources, better known as HR, is the lowest place in a corporation's hierarchy, although they make themselves important by gaining the ability to control who works and who doesn't. To be a success in HR one must lose all trace of humanity and become a robot (becoming a whore is also advisable.) To paraphrase Willie Nelson,"mommas, dont let your babies grow up to be HR drones, don't let 'em be robots or whores or sluts, make 'em be robbers or car thieves and such....."
when i was a child, i thought like a child, but when i grew up and started working in Human Resources, i knew i had lost my soul, and to appease my new gods i fired my best friend, my girlfriend, my brother, an Iraqi war veteran with a silver star and a distinguished service cross, and the guy who saved me from drowning when i was a kid. what a good day's work!!
by earpuller December 2, 2010
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Get the cards against humanity mug.The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕
by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020
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