Houston Texas Baby 

A quote from Beyonce's song "Run The World (Girls)". Famous viner and youtuber Liza Koshy often quoted it in her videos

Liza Koshy: I grew up in Houston Texas. Like Beyonce. HOUSTON TEXAS BABY!

(dance move)

Houston Texas Baby by SpeakinNonsense February 9, 2021

houston stock 

A vehicle that has nearly every modification done to it besides power adders. Or a vehicle that is fully built to which is common with many Houston cars. Jokingly “Stock” to Houstonians in the high hp car scene.

Racer1: Hey man let’s race, what mods do you have?

Racer2: Ahh. intake,tune.“Houston stock.” ; makes 850whp

houston stock by ThatOneCarGuy May 3, 2020

houston helicoptor 

The act of the male recipient laying on his back with his erected penis in the air. The female recipient then sits down on the throbbing cock causing penetration of the penis in the vagina. The male recipient then yells, "Start your engines!", while the female does repeaded 360 turns around the male body, resembling a helicoptor.

Deb and I were hoping to do some kinky shit on our anniversery, but after we did the Houston Helicoptor the dumb bitch broke up with me!

houston helicoptor by brett27 October 26, 2005

Houston High-Five 

1) a bribe; 2) a handjob.

George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!

Houston High-Five by Vlad the Impaler November 1, 2006

Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.

"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."

Houston Mud Shovel by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011

Houston Astros 

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the Central Division of the National League.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when the team began to play in the Houston Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Brick red, black and sand
Logo design: Red five-pointed star with the word "Astros" below it in script
Wild Card titles won (1): 2004
Division titles won (6): 1980, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001
National League pennants won (0): none
World Series championships won (0): not yet... but soon!
Main Rivals: St. Louis Cardinals, San Diego Padres, Texas Rangers, Chicago Cubs, Atlanta Braves

HAHA.. Cubbies Blow !

Houston Astros by CubbiesSwallow August 5, 2005

Houston Town Special 

(aka: H-Town Special) When the Cincinnati Shuffle wasn’t enough, so you go back for round 2. This time with hot, cream-filled doughnuts in both hands used in a pissed off rage.

Billy: “I guess I didn’t do a good enough job the first time! You’ll be begging for mercy when I get finished with this Houston Town Special!”

William: “Dear God, please not again!”

Houston Town Special by NillyBelson May 15, 2020