the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it

the pangalatic gargle blaster

by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005

Whore hitch

A belly button piercing adorned with an dangling charm or swinging piece of jewelry.

"She had a cute bod, but man, her whore hitch was hanging out of her shirt."

by brone7aurora March 14, 2009

The Trailer Hitch

Having a girl get on her knees and blow you, then slowly walk backwards, dragging her across the room.

The chick was sucking my cock, but i couldn't reach my beer, so i had to give her the trailer hitch to get to it...

by StickyfingerSG October 18, 2010

Chinese Trailer Hitch

When a guy "crab walks" while receving fellatio, making the girl crawl around on her hands and knees to follow him. His penis becomes the "Chinese Trailer Hitch".

Karl, I gave your mom the Chinese Trailer Hitch while she was blowing me over spring Break. Cesar did too!

by Cut Throat Paladin April 1, 2010

the reverse trailer hitch

When two men are engaging in anal sex the partner with the penis in his ass reverses his partner onto a dildo.

The penis is the hitch, the one giving it is the trailer, and it is the one who is taking it's responsibility to maneuver him so the dildo penetrates his ass.

I heard that Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment did "the reverse trailer hitch" last night. Bruce was having trouble walking all day.

M - Omg. I just saw Jonathan Lipnicki being reverse trailer hitched by Tom Cruise.

D - Really? I would have pegged Tom to be the one giving it. You learn something new everyday.

by Mike Hunts and Mike Hawkes September 8, 2009

Rusty Hitch

When a girl tries to stop riding you and you three finger pop her asshole and pull her back on.

I gave Kelly a good ol' rusty hitch

by Mr.bobo95 October 13, 2013

Hoe Hitch

An accessory for a truck or light SUV. When you've had enough of that Hoe and want to drag that Hoe across town. She sits on the 3.5" ball hitch in roller skates and you tow her Hoe ass.

"That Hoe Courtney isn't allowed in my truck anymore. Pop a squat on my hoe hitch and I'll tow your bitch ass around town".

by Skiitchin June 23, 2021