Higher than giraffe titties

When you’re so high that it can only be expressed with such exotic eloquence.

That blunt got me higher than giraffe titties last night!

by ‘Tana August 1, 2019

Higher than Miley Cyrus

Meaning extremely high, being baked or stoned. It refers to the leaked clip of Miley Cyrus laughing hysterically while on Salvia.

Eric: "Dude what's with Kyle? He's totally hysterical!"
Steve: "I know dude! He's Higher than Miley Cyrus!"

by NikolaiC December 18, 2010

higher than bird pussy

1. something exteremly high.

2. being blown out of your mind.

1. "gas is 4 dollars a gallon, damn thats higher than bird pussy."
2. " shit last night was crazy we played beer pong and were ripping the bong all night, i was higher than bird pussy!"

by agreen09 June 3, 2010

higher than bat pussy

Used as a figure of speech, saying that someone is very high.

"Man, when I hit that bong, I was higher than bat pussy."

by tejano_in_iowa October 2, 2006

higher than a birds pussy

When you've been up for 5 days on meth high as shit looking out the windows for cops

My uncle is higher than a birds pussy

by Birds pussy November 12, 2017

Higher than a billy goat

The billy goat is the alpha male of a herd. He is at the acme of command.

Darius is higher than a billy goat

by Farcus October 17, 2016

Higher than a Giraffe Dick

when someone is so high they can't even think straight

dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

by imrealugly14 December 20, 2016