Having a mellow one

Avoiding exposure to anything other than:
a. Cannabis
b. Pimp my ride
c. Playing guitar
d. Listening to incubus

"You out to night brains?" "nah think i'll have a mellow one"

by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005

havencha

a quicker way to say, "haven't you?"

Girl 1: I broke up with my bf. He was dumb and so were my other two.

Girl 2: Wow, you've had problems in that department, havencha?

by coolbeans May 2, 2008

Having a glass of wine together

UK slang for felattio.

Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.

by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 1, 2022

Combe Havened

When one takes another into a caravan site and becomes aquainted with anothers interior

Hey, has anyone seen Paul?? Yeah he's gone early to go and get Combe Havened

by Sparky999 September 23, 2009

no ring having ass nigga

An NBA player who has never won a championship.

Charles Barkley - "Do you think Lebron James can rival your position as the GOAT?"

Michael Jordan - "The fuck your ass talkin bout fool, you ain't got shit, don't be talkin down to me, no ring having ass nigga"

by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017

Having A Burgess

Having a wank on some one else's bed!

Andy caught Alex 'having a burgess' on Marsdens bed

by Alex_Burgess December 17, 2011

having congress

To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.

"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)

by jahm3z April 20, 2009