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handboobs

The seductive pose assumed by a woman who would otherwise be topless except for covering her breasts with her hands. Often used as a 'substitute' for swimwear or lingerie or in photos of topless models without too great a risk of being censored.

Can also be applied to men with manboobs who assume the same position.
Adult magazine covers with handboobs are a real tease.
by MatthiasFW April 11, 2007
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Handbells

A group, mainly a church group, that gets together every week to ring bells. All the cool kids are in handbells.
Me: "Are you going to handbells tonight?"
Robert: "Yeah. All of my friends are going to a party, but i'm cooler than them, so i am going to church. Look! There's a dead squirrel!"
Me: "Awesome!"
by handbell.person.um.yeahh May 12, 2010
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Handyman Whore

A single woman that only dates and has sex with a bachelor until he completes all of her home and or auto repairs.
Helen suddenly stopped dating Paul after he fixed her front porch and garage door, so he called her a Handyman Whore.
by Poofers February 16, 2006
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road handy

Armen stole Marlene's heart, so she gave him a road handy
by Armen Nersessian August 4, 2006
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applying the handbrake

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.
by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014
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handbra

In media and photography, when the model uses hands to support her breasts and/or cover her nipples. Usually done to conform to censorship standards.
Ann: "I remember at least one iconic magazine cover demonstrating the handbra."

Mike: "Me too."
by yes juanito yes September 30, 2014
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Winter Granny Handy

A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.
Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
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