When a man gets Spit Roasted by two other men and they repeatedly say "It's hammer time!" and stare passionately into each others eyes.
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"My Tuscon is a bit of a cabbage hammer, but it gets me around."
"It will be a total cabbage hammer, but we can throw this project together in one day."
"It will be a total cabbage hammer, but we can throw this project together in one day."
by CabbageKidz April 1, 2021
Get the Cabbage Hammer mug.A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*
P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"
Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."
Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."
by Rifaat August 1, 2012
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Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.
Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.
"HA! i really didn't wanna go out but i had a date with X setup so i called to cancel but before i could X said he/she was feeling a bit bad and wants to cancel, so i gave X shit about it and said how much i was looking forward to it. What a great Hamlet!
by yuxal June 30, 2020
Get the Hamlet mug.The meaning of hamed is handsome and dangerous he has his back for his freinds and family hes freinds with dangerous people and people in gangs and he wont let anyone come in his way and he is small...
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