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the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.
come here, let me give you a herman handshake
by bogart March 6, 2005
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A joker running for the GOP candidacy in the 2012 presidential election. This despite the fact that he's never held office, unfamiliar with U.S./foreign affairs, and having a campaign whose "ideals" are based on pop-culture references such as The Sims and Pokemon. Was previously the token president of Godfather's Pizza, where he (allegedly) sexually harassed a number of women, and turned a $300 million-dollar business into a $40 million-dollar business. Also doesn't believe in reading and answers questions with numbers, preferably with three 9's.
Reporter: Iran is producing nuclear weapons to possible strike Israel or even the United States. As president, how do you handle this situation?

Herman Cain: 9-9-9!
by TheMechanic11 November 19, 2011
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A 2012 Presidential Candidate whose add campaign featured one of his political advisors smoking a cigarette at the end of the commercial. The recent video released by Cain's campaign has sparked controversy over the unclear reason of creating a commercial with tobacco in it.
1: "Hey man, have you seen Herman Cain's latest add?"
2: "Yeah, his political advisor is seen smoking a cigarette!!"
1: "WOW. Seems like a great way to campaign."
by anzainfo October 25, 2011
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Did you see that congressman keep circling you in the urinal like a Herman Cain?
by Propecia Jones October 31, 2011
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the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....
JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!
by Braavosi May 22, 2003
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Herman Li

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The best guitarist ever who are criticised by people who can't even play Come As You Are by Nirvana.
Love or hate Herman Li, you gotta respect the amount of work and effort he puts into his songs and to hit the correct notes so fast
by UltimateDoge January 2, 2023
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Herman Melville

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Dumb boy poo poo sailor boy, I hope you have scurvy.
"Hey, you see that guy covered in poop over there?"

"Yeah, that's Herman Melville, he--"

"I hope he has scurvy."
by Professor Richard Rockhard October 27, 2020
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