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mental gymnastics

a miraculous mental process of weaving intricate threads of reasoning in complex, tangential, and often contradictory ways to give the mental gymnast the illusion that they has resolved the cognitive dissonance stemming from objective facts debunking their firmly held beliefs, thereby allowing the mental gymnast to continue on with life still holding onto the flawed beliefs while still acknowledging the objective facts.
Person1: God is the creator of EVERYTHING, all knowing, all good, and present in all things everywhere at all times.

Person2: So then if people are evil, then at least one of those divine attributes must be false.

Person1: No, because of the concept of freewill.

Person2: Dude, now that there is some MENTAL GYMNASTICS.
by zerO_One March 15, 2017
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mental gymnastics

The mental ability to distort the truth even in the face of overwhelming facts
When presented with factual data that President Obama is an American and not a Muslim, the Trump supporters performed all sorts of mental gymnastics to deny the truth.
by deenw September 19, 2016
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jaw gymnastics

rufas has been blastin yo ass wit his wicked awesome jaw gymnastics
by 5-FOX October 1, 2008
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Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics)

Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.

Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.
Man Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) is the best sport ever!
IKR! But no one knows it exists!
by Gofol December 17, 2018
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gymasturbate

When you go to the gym just to watch girls on treadmills and work out in yoga pants.
I went to work out yesterday but all I could do was gymasturbate the whole time.
by whitsdaddy July 13, 2012
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Gumnast

A typo in lu han’s song Lu. Gymnast was spelled as gumnast but hey gum is flexible too so why not
Put in work like the reinassance, bend that body like gumnast
by SixteensevenCM December 15, 2017
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