cum gurgling gutter slut

a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound

JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash

Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut

by bigslongsmither November 10, 2010

Cum gurgling road whore

a totally skanky girl who uses kinky sex to try and attract men to herself, but then gets kicked out of the party immediately after she swallows the load

"ok, you can leave now you cum gurgling road whore!

by frizzle freak November 30, 2010

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

gurgle balls like a pelican

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth

Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.

by Jdoggydog25 September 19, 2016

the gurgl gurgl

When you have done all the super hero sex things you put it in her mouth and then her ass then her pussy and then her ear

My girlfriend shit her self so I did the gurgl gurgl

by Um idk poop January 2, 2021

Gurgle

Verb; a slang reference to express the action of googling something

I thought the store was still open but didn't know for sure so I decided I would gurgle it to be safe.

by #imbored October 24, 2022

Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation

1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”

by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025