Guff

A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.

"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"

by McGee88 March 11, 2009

Guffage

The stink of a peticularly nasty trump.

Dude! That is some seriously rank guffage, that is fart bad enough to end a marriage!!!

by Pourl December 13, 2007

guffy

scottish slang for a pig!

instead of saying "im sweating like a pig" you would say " im sweating like a guffy!"

by sugababe May 22, 2006

no guff

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!" and "No shit!"

Glen: "Carlos came into my office and asked if I had a floppy drive. I told him that I didn't."

Andrea: "No guff"

by digi::icon June 22, 2006

guffmusket

16th century procedure of omitting gas from the rectum whilst simulating the whoooosh, flash, crack sound of a long barrelled rifle being fired!

whilst being part of the battle re-enactment, i couldn't help firing one off on the old guffmusket

by Matd June 16, 2008

Guff Cuff

When you get your hand and cup a fart into someones face. But you have a little bit left in your shirt sleeve that wafts out in your face immediately after the cupping of the fart.

'John wafted a big doozy at emma but he got serious guff cuff to the face'

'Ahhhh man I got some serious guff cuff afterburn last night'

'Alan and Jill were chilling on the sofa until Alan leapt out of his seat from an intense dose of guff cuff'

by Johnny 7 February 25, 2009

Guff Breath

Is the smell of someones breath that resembles that of a fart, or in my cases, Dog Shit. The terminology orginates for the early 14th Century when Aristotle told his Plato (his teacher) that his breath smelt like a Guff.

Origin:
1815–25; perh. imit.
guhff
Guff comes from the Latin word;
Gu.ff.ari.an mean to "Reek"

Gu- in latin means Dog

FF- in latin means Shit

"I can't believe i married that woman, she's got the worst guff breath i've ever encountered"

"Sir, will you please! stop talking your Guff breath is offensive"

"I am arresting you for possesion of Guff Breath"

"I hate having Guff Breath mum!"

"what is it doctor?...i'm sorry but you've got a severe Guff Breath, i don't think you'll make it through the night"

by Francois Steyn June 30, 2009