Definitions by Pourl
Opened the ham
A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.
Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.
Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
Opened the ham by Pourl January 15, 2008
splidoonch
The satisfying "Ker-polp" sound that a nice lump of poo makes as it drops from your bottom into the water at the bottom of the toilet, or indeed into any water.
Dude, the acoustics in your bathroom are really good. You should have heard the rich low-end on the splidoonch I've just done.
splidoonch by Pourl December 23, 2007
Whambles
He'd flicked a winnet at her one too many times, and so she lay in wait for him and WHAMBLES, she kicked him in the balls