Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

Groundhog Year

A year in which every day feels the same as the day before, and the day before that, stuck in your own private Punxsutawney thanks to Covid.

March 2020 to March 2021 felt like Groundhog Year to many, their working, academic and social lives constrained, confined, out of reach, the old forward motion of days, weeks, months a diminishing dream.

by Monkey's Dad February 22, 2021

Peeking Groundhog

Placing your spread ass on a window and allowing your shyt to poke out.

Go up to his car and give the principal a peeking groundhog

by 0utsyder December 22, 2017

Fauci groundhog

A person willing to blindly follow Anthony Fauci down the rabbit hole without questioning where Fauci is going and why he is going there.

Nicolle Wallace is a Fauci groundhog

by Sexydimma January 8, 2022

Groundation

Being grounded for long periods of time with an unknown end date.

Verb)

1.I was once again in groundation for yet another summer at most.
2."Hey we should hang out this weekend Nicole" says friend Raquelle

"Sorry I can't, I just started my groundation"

by Niki0119 January 25, 2011

Groundhogging

When a man/woman disappears for an extended period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but pops up sporadically enough to keep you interested before he disappears for another "six weeks of winter".

I definitely think he's ghosting me... Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like he's just groundhogging.

by Salty_Guru June 21, 2019

groundhogging

Watching the movie Groundhog Day (1993) starring Bill Murray on repeat on Groundhog Day, thus maximizing the number of times the main character, Phil, lives the same day over and over, and creating one's own Groundhog Day experience. Festivities also include shoving a whole slice of cake into one's mouth and saying the word "doozie" much like the character Ned Ryerson.

While groundhogging yesterday my friends and I watched the movie more than five times and ate more than two cakes. Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday.

by Groundhog Day Enthusiast February 2, 2021