Groundhogging

When a man/woman disappears for an extended period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but pops up sporadically enough to keep you interested before he disappears for another "six weeks of winter".
I definitely think he's ghosting me... Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like he's just groundhogging.
by Salty_Guru June 21, 2019
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Groundhogging

During sexual intercourse, you witness something so incredibly disgusting that you lose your erection and your penis recedes in towards your body. (Much like how when a groundhog notices his shadow and runs back into his hole.
I was about to start fucking this girl I met at a bar, when I pulled down her pants and noticed she had open sores covering her pussy. It was so disgusting my penis went groundhogging.
by Branden Raczkowski December 21, 2006
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Groundhogging

Similar to "prairiedogging", this is when your poop is so large that it comes out, sees its own shadow and goes back into hiding until you can find satisfactory facilities.
Dude, I gotta get out of this bar and find a clean bathroom, I'm groundhogging over here.
by PopeGuss May 21, 2011
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Groundhogging

During sexual intercourse, you witness something so incredibly disgusting that you lose your erection and your penis recedes in towards your body. (Much like how when a groundhog notices his shadow and runs back into his hole.
I was just about to bang this hot chick last night when she farted. It was so gross, i lost my erection and my dick went groundhogging.
by thebeanerz January 03, 2007
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groundhogging

Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.
"holy shit, i'm groundhogging. brb"
by Willie James Huff June 24, 2007
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groundhog

A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
When a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.
by ynotnvme November 19, 2011
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groundhog

The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.
by Titten from Phoenix February 27, 2009
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