A globo gym that tries to offer CrossFit-esque classes, but lacks the necessary equipment and domain knowledge to effectively program a real CrossFit Workout. Many GloboFit instructors will copy other CrossFit gym's workouts and substitute less complex movements in order to preclude themselves from having to coach. This usually occurs when the GloboFit instructor is not Level I Certified and thinks Olympic Lifts are dangerous.
Crossfitter: Hey Andrew, have you done Fran yet?
GloboFit Victim: Yeah, it was awesome.
Crossfitter: Didn't the Thrusters suck?
GloboFit Victim: No, our gym doesn't have bar bells or pull-ups.
Crossfitter: Then you didn't do Fran.
GloboFit Victim: We did 21-15-9 jumping jacks and push-ups.
Crossfitter: That's weak, you'll never meet pukie doing those kind of WODs. You need to leave GloboFit and come train at a real CrossFit Box.
GloboFit Victim: Yeah, it was awesome.
Crossfitter: Didn't the Thrusters suck?
GloboFit Victim: No, our gym doesn't have bar bells or pull-ups.
Crossfitter: Then you didn't do Fran.
GloboFit Victim: We did 21-15-9 jumping jacks and push-ups.
Crossfitter: That's weak, you'll never meet pukie doing those kind of WODs. You need to leave GloboFit and come train at a real CrossFit Box.
by AgentCircus March 22, 2012
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A bull shit artist/con artist. Can talk your ear off but there is little to no sincerity nor depth of knowledge. Just the ability to talk about something without the in depth knowledge to back it up.
Sociopaths are often very glib.
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These girls are not necessarily gay but depict strong gay tendencies while on holiday together.
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First used by Chloë Rasier & Eva Nowé somewhere around January 24th 2018 in cocktailbar Lord Byron .
Little girl: Hello Eva, what do I have to do to become a Glibbermossel?
Eva: Well little girl, all you have to do is be nice, cool and do a good job at work. Being a Glibbermossel automatically makes you beautiful. You also have to stick together with you female co-workers at all times!
Eva: Well little girl, all you have to do is be nice, cool and do a good job at work. Being a Glibbermossel automatically makes you beautiful. You also have to stick together with you female co-workers at all times!
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