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Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.
Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin
by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019
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Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety
“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin
by anonymous July 3, 2024
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