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Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss
Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin
by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024
mugGet the Lurkin' gherkinmug.

Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.
yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards
by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016
mugGet the Gherkin slurpermug.

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