Gherkin Language

Gherkin language, where you replace every vowel with an “ar” and make sure to make the word noticeable and that you can pronounce it , you do not need to change every vowel.

This lainguage is commonly used by the rowdy and party kids in Wellington, Palm Beach and pretty much all over south Florida.

Yar Brar thart shart wars wild carnnot belarve yar farcked har larst narght.

“Yo Bro that shit was wild cannot believe you fucked her last night.”
“Damn dude your caught up in the Gherkin Language.”

by Pussyslayer240 May 3, 2018

Gherkin

A Gherkin is not only food, but also used by a variety of people as a funny insult. Usually it is beeing used for describing people (especially in Online Games) that are dumb, utterly suck at something or just missplay. It is indeed the cooler version of the world cucumber.

"Wow, his Zed is so clean. Just kiddin, he is a total gherkin."

by Pepe is my City February 6, 2018

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019

Gherkinheaders

When you go the subway and get loads of red onion and lettuce, but you fancy a few Gherkinheaders to go on your butty.

Pyar red onion and lettuce Der plz lad.
A few Gherkinheaders as well if ya don't mind.

by Squirrel from de wirral November 13, 2020

Tyler Gherkin fish

A fatso who has diabetes and who's mum is obese and stuck in the doorway.

Oh my gosh that kid is a really ugly Tyler gherkin fish

by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017

slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox May 30, 2018

bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.

“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”

by temper k January 11, 2020