Gernel

Usually a Jamaican man who has dashingly good looks. Gernels usually wear glasses and have chin hair that also resembles pubic hair. Gernels are interested in Aviation and they like to drive coupes. They are huge sarcastic assholes that like to make fun of their friends because they are insecure of their 4 inch penis. Cheap bastards who will not spend a dime unless they have too.

funny, t-shirts, jamaicans, Gernel

by jerrytheking May 30, 2011

gernardo

a universal word, commonly used to referr to weed, but can be used to mean anything. can be used as a noun adjective or verb. if it is used to mean anything other than weed then it should be obvious based on the rest of the sentence.

Dude i got some sweet ass gernardo from my boy downtown yesterday and the price was pretty gernardo too.

I met this chick the other day and we were doin the gernardo in the back of my car and she was fkin gernardo as hell you cant still see the marks she left can u.

by _____________________________ December 28, 2007

Gernarled Dog

A specific type of hotdog invented by purplebh in 1997 while messing around in a 7/11. It consists of ketchup, mustard, onions, and a taquito. The gernarled dog is now worshipped along with its inventor, and a festival is held for every 5 year anniversary.

"Hey man, you going to the 25th quinquennial gernarled dog festival?"
"Well duh, who isn't?"

by McDonalds Large Fry October 16, 2021

Gernert

One lacking emphasis; a person who is dull, boring or bland.

"Stop being such a dumb gernert and ride the rollercoaster already!"

by GERNERT July 20, 2009

Gerner

a Danish middle name, usually used for people with no football skills at all. In danish these are called "Bold Mongoler" or "Ball Morons" they tend to forget the complete lack of skill the posses and therefor feel the need to push people to get the ball...

These people get their names by their parents who, when the child reach the age of 4, starts to notice the kids total fumbling when a ball is involved

OH MY GOD! Did you see how he tripped on the ball and burned the house down with his complete lack of skill? Silly boy.. lets give him the Gerner midle name

by Jens Rasmussen April 20, 2004

Herpe Gernade

A friend of yours who has the herp who will give it to people you sugest.

I'm lookin for some on to throw the Herpe Gernade at.

by omega123180 February 26, 2010

Irish Hand Gernade

When a girl sucks you off and you bust a load in your hand while she closes her eyes in anticipation for the money shot. You then hold up your hand and count to 3... On 3, you slam her in the forehead with your hand, delivering a custard facial. This often leads to the Zombie.

the little fuck who thought it was cool to steal my word is gonna get an irish hand gernade in his face.

by KevinOD November 3, 2006