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germany

A place were jews aren't allowed.
Jew: hi what is this place
German dude: Germany
Jew: can i come in?
German: nein
by Big_Joe13 June 1, 2009
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germany

A country with many good qualities such as good medicine, good cars, their resilience from the economic depression after the war, their enginnering and so on...
It is too bad they aren't able to admit their past and try to justify their actions on hitler beign a charismatic speaker and him beign Austrian and not German.
Jew>Why did the people in Germany kill us?!
German>You can't blame us, Hitler was such a charismatic speaker
by Tapehead May 27, 2006
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germany

A country once run by the dictator, Karl Schiffer, during world war II.
Karl killed the jews. He's hitler. And he ran Germany.
by nick223 September 6, 2008
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Do a Germany!

When you leave your work unexpectedly early and to everyone’s surprise. This stems from perennial football, soccer champions Germany, who were surprisingly knocked out at the first stage of the world cup , finishing bottom of their group, following an embarrassing defeat by South Korea. When most people including themselves thought they were certain winners.
Dave: hey where you going, still got 2 hours of the shift left.
Marmaduke: Fuck it, I’m out of here, if the boss asks, tell him I’ve decided to do a Germany!
by Bill Doordoor June 28, 2018
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germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.
"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."
by Ace December 9, 2003
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florida or germany

it's actually called germany or florida
it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida
"germany or florida" is the pimpin' theme song sung by adam carolla
by kat December 15, 2003
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Germany suffers

When a German main dies in war thunder because they are bad at the game and blames it on the vehicle(s) they use.
The panther A is such a bad tank. It needs to be moved down in br because Germany suffers
by Germany doesn't suffer August 24, 2021
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