Shit you see when submitting a word on Urban Dictionary.

A lie. It’ll be 6530 until they even post the damn word. Fucking god help. Those cunts at Urban Dictionary better post this NOW.
The Story of Your definition will be reviewed

urban dictionary: “Your definition will be reviewed.”

Person: “ok please now”

865465 years later

“Your word is eligible.”

Person: dead

Your definition will be reviewed soon.

A lie
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Sex

Face it we all have no gf

You looked this up because you

A: are lonely and fuck toilets, a piece of wood, and fake ass

or B: you did the impossible and got a hot girlfriend who wants to bang real hard because your dick is so fucking large you can break her pussy fast af

A is likely
Guy: I just got a girlfriend and had sex with her mass

Guy 2: Good jok- oh.
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Japan

Also called Weebistan

Random islands

Hates Bing Chilling(China)

Has these propaganda called “anime”

Constantly sucks AmeriKKKa dick

also called porn republic(I know I know it has an “emperor” who the fuck gives a damn) due to people constantly making porn out of anime
Guy 1: damn bro my parents said we going to Japan

Guy 2: shit you gonna die there

Guy 1: PLEASE HELP ME I DONT WANNA GO THERE
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Oil

Liquid that the United States of AmeriKKKa has sex with and drinks and always steals.
Iraq: cool I dig oil

United States: Oil? OIL?! Iraq got OIL!!!!!
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TNO Reference

A copypasta

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End me pls
Guy 1:you heard the Kishi purge?

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Germany

I’m going to use she/her and he/him to reference nations because why not.

This asshole cunt “Nation” caused a world war, her ally(her vassal actually) Austria(back then Austria-Hungary) caused another. You wanna know how it happened?

Well it all started with Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria being assassinated. By a fuckin Serbian. Austria-Hungary was pissed and he demanded that she(Serbia)pay up. Serbia said no and the world went to hell on World War 1, between Entente(UK, Russia, France, soon Italy, USA, JapanNo Germany and Japan were not lesbian this time, that is WW2, more) and the Central Powers(Germany, Austria-Hungary, later the Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria).

The Ottoman Empire simply joined because blame Germany.

After the Treaty of Versailles which ended WW1(Germany had to kill herself essentially) yeah this Austrian called Hitler was not happy he seized power via “democratic ways” then the Großdeutsches Reich anschulssed her former ally Österreich(he hated it) and Germany went on to take the Česko part of Czechoslovakia and make the Slovensko part into a puppet. Then Germany invaded/raped Poland because she was horny and needed that sweet sweet Danzig from him and decided to carve him up with his neighbor the USSR(he is big). Britain and France did not like this and declare war because they had a guarantee on his ass then France and the Benelux fell cuz incompetence then Germany tried taking the USSR but his ass was too big for her to handle then she died.
Guy 1: Hitler did nothing wrong
Guy 2: NEO NAZI ALERT
Guy 3: why is Germany such a mess these days
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The Worst President

Man Trump is the worst president

Bitchass fuck no he isn’t you want them cartels skinning us alive killing is and eating our flesh?! If no then shut up cuntass fucking Afro-American
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