spicy geyser

When you stick hot sauce packets into your girl's asshole and proceed to slap her cheeks together.

SpitDaddy38: I made a mess when I did a spicy geyser on my gf last night.

by Mr. Bonito June 30, 2019

Rocco Geisler

A teenage male with very greasy (oily) hair.

Bro thinks he rocco geisler.

by 10101010101011101010101001 November 8, 2022

Geyser Supriser

While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.

I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.

by King Geyser February 20, 2010

Geisler

When a British man donkey punches another man then rapes him in the anus and pours two beers on him in front of a cop.

My mate Tullet geisler'd Alex real good one day.

by Alexsucks11 December 27, 2019

Budweiser geyser

you or your partner grab a beer bottle(longneck) and inserts it into the anus and pours it in the rectum, holds it in for 30 seconds and afterwards unleashing a geyser on the partners face. You have the option of opening your mouth.

The bachelor party was awesome, it ended with a Budweiser geyser. It was like having beer with pulp!

by chema putz July 2, 2011

Chocolate geyser

When you feed your partner laxatives and you piledrive their ass until the diarrhoea explodes out.

Side note: for best results, feed your partner indian or mexican food.

Bro i just took my girlfriend out to taco bell and we're gonna have a chocolate geyser for dessert later.

by Bruhuhuhu November 3, 2017

The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

by puebner May 24, 2014