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Geisler

When a British man donkey punches another man then rapes him in the anus and pours two beers on him in front of a cop.
My mate Tullet geisler'd Alex real good one day.
by Alexsucks11 December 27, 2019
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Geisler

The other day when I was giving my boyfriend a blumpkin, all of a sudden, when his tird hit the water my face was inundated by a geisler.
by Dirty Pirate Hooker2 November 7, 2010
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Geisler

noun: (gee-zler)

POPULARISED by the famous band N'Sync, means to capture on VHS girls kissing and then show it to a whole elementary school.
"Woah, look at that guy, he's totally a Geisler!"

"Did you happen to see that Geisler last night? It was off the chain!"

"All the parents from the parent counsel filed complaints about the Geisler they showed yesterday"
by the girl down stairs January 19, 2009
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geisler middle school

geisler middle school Aka gms will beat the FUCK outta every middle school in mi Bc damar, Ethan, nick, and savio will beat everyone ass
by Hshehdjdhg May 16, 2019
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Rocco Geisler

A teenage male with very greasy (oily) hair.
by 10101010101011101010101001 November 8, 2022
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Giesler, Karl

(n.),(adj.)
US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David

Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God

Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC
(n.)
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.

(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!
by Jesus "Tapdancing" Christ April 28, 2005
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Icelandic geiser

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
by Kasmie December 5, 2014
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