gayber sex

The act of sexual conversation on the world wide interweb between two members of the homosexual persuasion.

Hey, look at those two homosexuals, whose sexual decisions we accept, engaging in gayber sex.

by Nohn Jewhouse July 23, 2008

gaydar

A radar detecting the homosexuality of someone or something. Gaydars are not physical devices, rather a small part of the brain used to factor characterisitcs such as voice, actions, excitement and tightness of pantwear together to get a gayreading. gaydars also do not measure any kind of speed, so don't be an idiot and see how fast you can pitch a baseball with it, or you'll lose it.

So you guys, does derek really walk the other side of the sidewalk?
Well, my gaydar on him is through the roof.

I hear Jane bats for the other team.
Hm, she does have a pretty high gaydar.

Tellitubies have the worlds highest possible gaydar.

by Sawyer June 16, 2006

gayery

A factory where gaypies are manufactured.

I work at the gayery.

by Ben W October 21, 2004

gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys

A way to describe something that's really, really gay.

'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.

"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt

by dree October 26, 2005

gayer than Christmas

An extremely flaming homosexual. The concept "gayer than Christmas" is used because Christmas is probably the "gayest" time of the year..and to be gayer than Christmas is, well, obviously very gay!!

"Dude, this guy is gayer than Christmas. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out!"

by <3 Megs* December 29, 2005

gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

by Chigglywiggly March 13, 2009

Gander

Person of Indian descent. Usually spotted with bushy mustache, and sandals. Very frugal. Never buys anything, but never afraid to ask for a price.

Look at that Gander, look, look, look and never buy!

by lordachoo June 6, 2013