GarfieldIsDoc

Profile,

Height: 4'6
Weight: 130Lb
Hair line: _______________________________________________________________________
Sexuality: PanSexual
Race: Indian
Favorite animals: Dogs
Best Friend: Kae9ine
Rank: Silver 2
Favorite YouTube video: How to get taller
Favorite follower: Mintys_Memes

Description,

Very short yet successful full time content creator. His slogan has everything to do with the fact that KD doesn't matter, even tho he knows its bullshit. This perm head-ass really thinks a .8 is diamond worthy. So close to his Microphone, that its practically drenched in saliva. He also hates his followers. Thats pretty much all.

"Kd doesnt matter" - GarfieldIsDoc
The definition of tips and tricks
Also used Xim on console

by fatter neek August 25, 2020

1970's garfield

Extremely epic gamer.

1970's garfield: Whomst've touched my lasaga.

Hey gamer.

by PUMPKIN DAVE January 21, 2018

Garfield

Garfield-noun.Garfield is a multi dimensional demonic celestial being.who torturous Jon with his past dog odi,and all in all breaks all space and time every 2 minet . you should fear him greatly.

garfield:im sorry jon... :) jon:weres odi?? garfield:theres no use now jon.there is no use for praying to,for i have alredy killed your god. by the way,wheres my lazagna jon:noooooo garfield:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by lolsdwfbgh November 18, 2019

garfield

A fat vagina. A play on the on the comic strip character Garfield who is known for a being fat cat or to more appropriate terms in relation to this definition, a fat pussy.

Damn, Stacy sure has a garfield.

by VaginaDestroyer September 5, 2013

garfield

(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.

I'm no psychic, but I predict that the Garfield live-action movie will be 2004's "Hulk."

by G-Union November 6, 2003

Garfield

Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.

Jon: You're gaining weight, Garfield

Garfield: Am not! I'm just getting softer.

by rtucker913 June 3, 2012

Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.

"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."

by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009