Roach Garcia

One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.

Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.
Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.
Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia

by TAPOUT February 29, 2008

Garry

He is awesome

He is muscular and athletic but intelligent, he cares for other people and puts them before him and you would be extremely lucky to have a Garry.

He is so Garry

by xx/autisticnigger\xx June 9, 2018

Gary Glitter

Former UK Glam Rock God but now a sad bald old pervert with a liking for little girls especially Asian ones ,Awaiting Trial in Vietnam.

Q:What does Gary Glitter and Kodak film have in common?
A:They Both Come in little yellow Boxes

by ayermaw April 10, 2006

Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia (1943-1995) was the lead guitarist for the San Francisco band the Grateful Dead. AKA "Captain Trips" and "The Fat Man".

Jerry rocked tonight! (Heard at many a great Grateful Dead concert over the years.)

by Croz September 13, 2004

Gary Gears

The extreme changing of gears. Focused mainly on a Honda Civic, brings both the clutch and synchromesh to the brink of destruction.

oh no, not gary gears

by Lee-Smith November 21, 2010

Teddy Garcia

The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.

I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.

by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013

message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.

Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.

by IL4DD November 3, 2017