Gorp

A replacement word for anything typically just to make the sentence funnier or if you simply want to confuse people

What the gorp?(What the hell)
I gorped your mom last night(I fucked your mom last night)

by AntiBoi July 26, 2023

Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.

After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Geep Gorp

A foolish, clueless person who consistently makes poor decisions or acts absurdly without realising it.

Person 1: "Can you believe I spilled my drink again?"
Person 2: "Of course you did, you fucking geep gorp."

by That Hoe Brenda November 27, 2024

Gorp

A group of dumbass friends who either take up an entire lunch table or an entire discord server.

"That gorp took our table!"

by AugustDaMope July 31, 2023

gorp

Granola, Oats, and Raisins, and Peanuts! As featured in the Jimmy Fallon Skit, EW.

Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"

Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"

Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*

by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016

GORP

Garbage On Retention for Posperity; business & finance term, used by auditors, IT, finance; used in big audit & consulting firms from 1980s to 2000s. used as "miscellaneous" category for backup data provided for later reference.

don't know how we'll use that information, but let's file it for later reference under "GORP"

by 3LionsG June 1, 2018

Gorp

Dork. In the early 1980s, the word Gorp was used in some instances for a person now known as a dork. Usually only reserved for adolescent boys in the awkward stage. Also thought of as an uncool person that can’t get a girlfriend due to his goofy-ness.

That kid with all the acne, oily hair, old man clothes and goofy laugh is a real gorp.

by WX Man March 6, 2020