Glossy-Wobbles

One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled.

Shit, look at Claude. He's got the glossy-wobbles again!!

by Gabriel Candelaria June 18, 2006

Glossy Conker

A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)

I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!

by EuroOD October 17, 2015

glossy taco

another word for a glossy nail polish topcoat, a Youtuber by the name of Simplynailogical made this a thing for her and her subscribers to say.

Ewwwwwww, you can tell Lauren didn't put a glossy taco over her nail polish what a basic bitch.

by Lauren pancakez August 14, 2017

glossy taco

glossy taco is another way to refer to glossy nail top coat; created by nail art youtuber, SimplyNailogical

now we're going to add some glossy taco on top of that...

by trishaaaa August 13, 2017

Glossy taco

A glossy taco is the term that simply nailogical (on you tube) uses for a glossy gel top coat for her nails/nail polish.

Okay so we are going to finish the nail with a glossy taco to seal the glitter in

by owo? uwu. August 29, 2018

glossy taco

another way simplynailogical says glossy topcoat

simplynailogical: now we're gonna put on a nice glossy taco on our nails

by Skyler_zxz April 18, 2018

Glossy Jenna

The "Glossy Jenna" is when a girl who has recently applied lip gloss to her lips proceeds to give you a blow job. Thus, leaving the remnants upon your skin flute. The night ends and you both go to sleep, then the next morning when you wake up you proceed to use your skin flute to reapply the lip gloss to her lips to create more juicy, luscious lips. Chicks will dig this.

Yo, this bitch was playing my meat flute and swallowed my baby yogurt and left my cock glistening with Lip Gloss. It was still shimmering with its brilliance the next morning so I proceeded to give her a Glossy Jenna.

by JuicyJenna October 16, 2008