Frackemole

A person who thinks he’s a gigachad but still gets no bitches

Person 1: Look at Ayden he’s 100% a Frackemole
Person 2: Agreed

by Hooby74 February 23, 2022

Franked

When someone has one-upped a compliment you made to someone else, for no other reason than to be a brown-noser.

Being inappropriately frank.

You: "Wow, you look great in that dress"
Douchebag: "She looks great no matter what she has on"

Bystander: "Dude you just got Franked"

by Zeke December 6, 2010

Franken-phone

A functional mobile cellular communications device that is cobbled together from various random, unusable or even un-related components.

Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.

by YAWA February 12, 2020

Franked

To be taken advantage of, usually in the context of a bet or wager; to walk into a situation and blindly think you can win when you have no chance in reality; to be setup by a devious, plotting adversary.

"When he realized he had given George odds on a bet that had little chance of winning he knew he had been Franked"

by the hudson crew December 3, 2013

Al Franken

Defiantly not the liberal version of Rush Limbaugh. Al Franken tells the truth and always makes a correction if he makes a mistake, no matter how minor. Rush Limbaugh deliberately lies, but Republicans have to lie because if they told the truth no one except the wealthiest 2% of the population that benefit from their policies would vote for them. Al Franken is a centrist and the most conservative host on the liberal Air America Radio network.

Al Franken is going to be a senator from Minnesota after 2008.

by Juan Gomez May 10, 2005

frankenbitch

A very unpleasant woman who has a very uneven, mismatched ugly appearance, due to excessive cosmetic surgery procedures.

Joan Rivers has has become one scary Frankenbitch.

by Fabulous Bitch May 11, 2009

Frankenfaith

1. A heretical religion; 2. A faith that pretends to uphold and established religious doctrine while actually undermining and corrupting that doctrine in practice; 3. A faith that turns people into unthinking automatons.

I think those snake-oiled fundamentalists and televangelists are peddling a Frankenfaith.

by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007