mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013

Fracking Shat

Like "fucking shit" but with more razzle dazzle.

What the absolute fracking shat does that mean

by Bbberonika November 2, 2019

fanny fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into a fanny

I'm going to give her a right fanny fracking When I get home

by Rivet busters July 20, 2017

teeter fracking

Teeter fracking and it’s original origins is still under Discrepancy, however; much speculation is placed on the Girl Scouts movement of 2012. WARNING The actual process is timely and dangerous, but can produce incredible results. A teeter frack involves either a male or female inserting a catheter in both parties urethras. At this point it is now possible to thrust piss from one bladder to the other creating a teeter totter effect.

Hi Gregorgay how about we link up our cocks and we can thrust some piss in each other teeter fracking style

by Gregorgay July 19, 2019

fricken frack

In other words (WHAT THE FUCK)

I'm trying to go curse free for a week so instead of screaming "WHAT THE FUCK" I'll scream: "FRICKEN FRACK!!!!!

by DinaKid June 5, 2010

the frick frack

a dance where two or more people perform acts of fake violence towards one another and chant tribal or satanic calls; also defined as rolling around and being a fucktard, and when you perform these acts, you become a frickfracker

Mike: Did you see Jordan?
Tom: Yeah, he was doing the frick frack.
Mike: When the hell did Jordan become a frickfracker??
Tom: A while back, before I fucked your mom.

by pussfart_manpons_bitch December 4, 2013

frack quake

A quake caused by the liquification of soil layers from the pumping of liquefied waste from fracking operations underground.

The governor of Ohio suspended the disposal of liquid waste from fracking operations. The number and frequency of suspected frack quakes dramatically increased since disposal operations began.

by Hoosier Mama January 2, 2012