Floober

A flat, floating rock that is very mushy

Oooh, look it's a floober!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.

Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered

by Nyn January 5, 2018

Floofyer

When you already have floofy hair and you decide to tie it up, making your hair more floofyer than it already was

"Dude! I just tied my hair up and now its even more floofyer than normal!"

"Noice!"

by That Emo Girl March 7, 2019

Flooter

Flappy cooter

Dude my grandma has a flooter

by Phatcashkathy January 30, 2020

Flooder

A woman that squirts into a container or onto a person in such volume that the deluge of fluid cannot be contained.

"Wow Chris, I had no idea your mom was such a Flooder"

by Gabiola Fianotti July 24, 2022

clout flooger

a clout flooger is the complete opposite of a clout chaser they feel almost allergic to publicity, any type of socialising or being around friends.

“she’s a clout flooger, she doesn’t want to be in any photos”

by cpsister13 April 28, 2019

flooder

A person who posts updates on Facebook so frequently that your newsfeed is literally flooded with their uninteresting statuses, photos, and videos.

"Dammit! I added a flooder on Facebook. She seemed so normal in person!"

by sc701 September 5, 2013