finding jesus

A abosolutely hilarious ripoff of finding Nemo. just look at the damn front cover y'all.

AYO IS THAT FINDING JESUS?!

by G520 April 24, 2023

Orb Fondling

that time traitor-fuckface donald trump went to Saudi Arabia

Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.

by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022

celebratory pussy fiddling

The act of diddling yourself after a moments achievement

"I just finished painting my nails, time for some celebratory pussy fiddling"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

Bobo from Finding Bigfoot

Bobo from Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet is a questionable creature. Bobo, a notorious sasquatch, participates in the search of his bretheren with his three co-stars on the show. He secretly tells the sasquatches to hide as he speaks Boboeese.

"Bobo from Finding Bigfoot is a sasquatch himself. He speaks their lingo. He's the reason why we can't find any sasquatches!"

by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016

Cat in the Hat method of finding things

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not

I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things

by Peculiar Musings June 3, 2015

fufu fondling

A polite way of describing the act of caressing/stroking a female's genitals.

I sure love Jim's quick fingers. They are perfect for a round of fufu fondling.

by aerwyn April 21, 2012

finding nemo

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."

by mike hamilton December 10, 2003