Fruality

The deciding factor of which something falls on could be used to define a contradiction

Gurt: “I think Megan fox is hot but I don’t like the way she dresses” Yo: “the fruality of that statement is crazy man” Kevin: “ts is so Noah sybau 💔💔✌️✌️✌️🥀🥀🥀”

by Iloveao3 May 3, 2025

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomic nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.

Chad 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Estéban’s Dad who caused that hobo to have a fecality?

Chad 2: No man, what happened!?

Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomous nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to “fatality”.

Chad 1: did you hear about Estéban’s Dad causing that shoplifter to have a fecality?

Chad 2: What!? No dude, what’s that!?

Chad 1: he judo threw him so hard that he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

The equality.

Also referred to as "Teh equality". <br>You in relation to your love interest/the addition. Called the equality because you think you're their equal.

Mandi: "OMG he and I are perfect. I am the equality."<br>Heather: *nods*

by Heather (Ya Know) December 26, 2007

The Equality Trust

An organisation that thrives to support offensive ideology, such as the forbidding of inequalities in the UK.

The Equality Trust is a fucking Gay

by Cocaine Smuggler December 17, 2017

Selective Equality

When people want equality in situations where they've historically been disadvantaged, but want tradition in situations where they've historically been advantaged.

Wanting equal pay but expecting the guy to always pay is selective equality.

by YourPreudonym October 14, 2022