Definitions by YourPreudonym

former President

Motherfucker

And the president at the time invited the Taliban to Camp David. A place of storied significance for us as Americans, a place where we honor the importance of American diplomacy, where we invite and receive respected world leaders. And this...FORMER PRESIDENT...as president, invited them to Camp David because he does not again appreciate the role and responsibility of the President of the United States to be commander in chief with a level of respect.

former President by YourPreudonym October 1, 2024

NOTism

When they diagnose you with a dozen different things in order to avoid just giving you the correct Autism diagnosis.

She received a NOTism diagnosis: Anxiety, Avoidant Personality Disorder, Bipolar, Borderline, CPTSD, Depression, and Sensory Processing Disorder.

NOTism by YourPreudonym February 9, 2024

Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

Holy Ghosted by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

Selective Equality 

When people want equality in situations where they've historically been disadvantaged, but want tradition in situations where they've historically been advantaged.

Wanting equal pay but expecting the guy to always pay is selective equality.

Selective Equality by YourPreudonym October 14, 2022

false irony 

When someone tries to pretend they were being ironic, but they meant exactly what they were saying. Often a tactic of bullies and fascists who claim they were just making jokes and having fun, but the intent has nothing to do with having fun.

It's false irony when Matt Walsh's Twitter calls himself a "Theocratic fascist", and pretends he's just being ironic, but then actually promotes fascism.

false irony by YourPreudonym August 2, 2022

permacrisis 

Never-ending state of crisis, marked by one major horrible thing after another after another.

With all of the awful things happening in the world, it seems to be a never-ending permacrisis.

permacrisis by YourPreudonym March 25, 2022

cosplaytriot 

People who like to dress up and pretend to be patriots but really hate their country.

The people who invaded the U.S. Capitol on January 6 trying to overthrow the government tried to dress up and call themselves patriots, but they're really just cosplaytriots.

cosplaytriot by YourPreudonym November 10, 2021