facebook fever

noun:

The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.

Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"

Kyle: "Facebook Fever."

Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."

Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"

by chemiosmotic January 3, 2008

Feinerman

A man who is literally the finer of men. A large penis and long hanging testicles make him more of a horse than man, however his sense of humor and witty banter effectively make him a great man. His one liners and puns mixed with his ability to get any girl can produce instant orgasms among ladies simply by walking by.

(Girl) Holy crap, I just orgasmed, that must've been a feinerman!!!

by Clark J February 7, 2009

Fecery

1. An argument style focused on avoiding the points of your opponent, and instead using misdirection, distortion, and other forms of intellectual dishonesty.

2. What follows after attempting to yeahbut your way through an argument.

3. The act of spreading bullshit arguments, aka, spreading feces.

Reasoned Opponent - "All I'm saying is that you have to look to the cause of the action. "

Fecer - "Oh, so that's a cause now."

Reasoned Opponent - "Wait, what? You just agreed with me that it was a cause."

Fecer - "No, I said causes don't matter and what really matters is how it makes us feel."

Reasoned Opponent - "What sort of fecery is this?"

by OneTrueCage May 8, 2013

jj fever

When a girls pussy is so good, that you will do or say anything just to get it.

danny: courtney's is so fine, id kill just to get that pussy.
cody: damn man, sound like you got a case of the jj fever.

by all knowing danny December 7, 2015

Bieber Hater Fever

The opposite of Bieber Fever. It is mainly when one spends all day trying to search up any words involving Justin Bieber on Urban Dictionary, commenting bad things about him on his YouTube videos and on other websites, and similar stuff.

I think I have Bieber Hater Fever.

by I spend too much time here March 20, 2013

Federed

When a player in professional tennis is thrashed solid by Roger Federer.

Tennis hopeful 'I lost, I just got federed'

by ML88 June 2, 2009

vanilla fever

a romantic union where a person of color dates a caucasian person.

"isn't Maria dating Chad??" "yup. you know she has always had that vanilla fever".

by Mirandaisnotmyrealname January 28, 2010