Fecery 

1. An argument style focused on avoiding the points of your opponent, and instead using misdirection, distortion, and other forms of intellectual dishonesty.

2. What follows after attempting to yeahbut your way through an argument.

3. The act of spreading bullshit arguments, aka, spreading feces.

Reasoned Opponent - "All I'm saying is that you have to look to the cause of the action. "

Fecer - "Oh, so that's a cause now."

Reasoned Opponent - "Wait, what? You just agreed with me that it was a cause."

Fecer - "No, I said causes don't matter and what really matters is how it makes us feel."

Reasoned Opponent - "What sort of fecery is this?"

Fecery by OneTrueCage May 8, 2013

fecery 

A reference to the bathroom/lavatory when it’s being used to take a massive dump. Pronounced feek-er-ee, like fecal. Not pronounced like feces.

Person A: Has anyone seen Lindsay?
Person B: She’s been in the fecery for the last half hour exploding her intestines. Must have been a mighty good Thanksgiving.

fecery by Phx86 November 26, 2017

Feceral 

An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.

Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."

Feceral by barbotus April 12, 2014

Fecereal 

One person takes a shit and doesn't wipe afterwards. Instead, they let it crust and their partner cums on it making some nice fecal cereal. Hence the name fecereal

My boyfriend and I made some delicious juicy fecereal last night.

Fecereal by CheekClapper6969 January 8, 2024