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Faust factor

A. To be corrected under paid made a fool of and under appreciated.
Jeff was at work and was yelled at for mixing the wrong paint. Jeff got the Faust factor.
by Chippdawg May 27, 2018
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Fasasi Abiodun

Fasasi Abiodun is a Nigerian news carrier blogger, writer, entrepreneur and a public relation officer . He is best known for his award winning blog "IJEBULOADED". The blog turned stardom, since majority of upcoming artists and veterans singers in Nigeria had discovered greener pasture and success on the platform.
by Fasasi Abiodun September 8, 2019
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fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone
I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.
by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021
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lillie faust

Arsehole that will steal yo man, lock her up ladies.
by Belliebumcrack October 10, 2017
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faisal

A popular male name in South Asia, and few arabic countries

One of Saudi Arabia's king was named Faisal
A popular male name in South Asia, and few arabic countries

One of Saudi Arabia's king was Faisal
by RS Player May 1, 2005
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Fapsauce

n. 1.emissions made from the penis during or at the end of "fapping" (masturbating)
2. lubrications used during "fapping" (masturbating)
Henry grabbed a kleenex to clean up the fapsauce.
by Lovely Dork July 24, 2011
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FAFSA

A convoluted clusterfuck of beaurocratic pencil pusher wonder. This worthless application process is designed to mostly give money to those uneducated, worthless children of our American idiocracy, enabling frat boys and girls who waste their time in school in a wasted blitz and then graduate with the 'C's get degrees' mindset, and then wonder why the fuck they can't get a job in the real world.

This craptastic butt-baby of the Department of Education also servers to deny, as the liberals would say, 'well-to-do' folks any money whatsoever. Do your parents make over $60,000 dollars? And do they keep all their money to themselves? If you answered yes to both of those questions, the FAFSA spits in your mother-fucking-face.

A prime example of one of the many wastes of government resources. Filling out the FAFSA, and getting the government decided EFC (estimated family contribution) back is like filling out the IRS forms, and then being kicked in the dick by a donkey, and then shit on, repeatedly.

And also, perhaps 10% of the kids who fill out FAFSA and get significant aid other than loans ever push 3.0+ GPAs.
Advisor "Did you fill out the FAFSA, Jimmy?"
Jimmy "Yes, but they say my parents should pay $25,000 a year for my college!"
Advisor "Don't back talk me. Go to the office."
Jimmy "God. Damn. It."
Advisor "You should go party with Joe Popular in their family shack, I hear they do cocaine, and he was awarded grant money! Learn from your dumb ass peers rich white-boy!"
by AmericaTheIdiocracy April 12, 2010
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