Free Application for Federal Student Aid, exactly what you dumbshits should be applying for so that you can go to college
Cash me out>>>Im gettin EDUCATED BITCHES!!!
by WTF dood March 13, 2005
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A convoluted clusterfuck of beaurocratic pencil pusher wonder. This worthless application process is designed to mostly give money to those uneducated, worthless children of our American idiocracy, enabling frat boys and girls who waste their time in school in a wasted blitz and then graduate with the 'C's get degrees' mindset, and then wonder why the fuck they can't get a job in the real world.

This craptastic butt-baby of the Department of Education also servers to deny, as the liberals would say, 'well-to-do' folks any money whatsoever. Do your parents make over $60,000 dollars? And do they keep all their money to themselves? If you answered yes to both of those questions, the FAFSA spits in your mother-fucking-face.

A prime example of one of the many wastes of government resources. Filling out the FAFSA, and getting the government decided EFC (estimated family contribution) back is like filling out the IRS forms, and then being kicked in the dick by a donkey, and then shit on, repeatedly.

And also, perhaps 10% of the kids who fill out FAFSA and get significant aid other than loans ever push 3.0+ GPAs.
Advisor "Did you fill out the FAFSA, Jimmy?"
Jimmy "Yes, but they say my parents should pay $25,000 a year for my college!"
Advisor "Don't back talk me. Go to the office."
Jimmy "God. Damn. It."
Advisor "You should go party with Joe Popular in their family shack, I hear they do cocaine, and he was awarded grant money! Learn from your dumb ass peers rich white-boy!"
by AmericaTheIdiocracy April 12, 2010
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A combination swear used when the joining of a high number of profanities seems suitable; such as when filling out financial aid forms. Can be said as 'FAFSA' or the entire combo.
Oh FAFSA! I don't have a damn clue what my gross income is!
by Shadow9 January 27, 2007
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Funds Allotted For Specific Asians. It is a way to get money for college.
Why the hell did I wait till today to actually update my FAFSA.....
by Time2322 February 28, 2011
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