carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.

After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!

by queenofskitzerland July 2, 2015

Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.

Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker

by Krrrap July 20, 2016

Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk

The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".

by redhairetc June 1, 2018

french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.

Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.

by akeno’ December 9, 2020

fartmonger

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.

He is such a fartmonger.

by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

suny farmingdale

A state college located on long island just off Route 110 near the Suffolk-Nassau border. Easy college to get into where many of the students are socially quiet unless someone starts up a conversation. When the weekend comes by the campus is near deserted except for the dormers and cafe workers. There are little to no parties on campus due to strict campus police

Yo your dorming at college right?
Yeah why?
Must be some crazy parties there!
Nope
Oh your at suny farmingdale...

by xc bubbles December 10, 2012

farmingville

A town in central Long Island, New York that is flooded with undocumented immigrants, protests and police activity.

I need some help with my landscaping so I'll go to Farmingville to pick up some day laborers.

by G. Industries August 15, 2005