Noun.
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
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When someone gives an artist (regardless if they draw fetish content or not.) an oddly specific yet seemingly harmless request and/or question with an ulterior motive for sexual gratification.
The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:
"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"
"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"
"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"
"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?
"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"
The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.
The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:
"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"
"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"
"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"
"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?
"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"
The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.
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-Have you reached the farting point yet?
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