pokemon fossil

The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.

Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.

by Ya Boy T-Diddy March 18, 2016

indian fossil

an empty beer can or bottle on the side of the road

Holy shit! I saw 30 indian fossils on my way home. The powwow must be in town

by archeoloigist May 30, 2009

Sock Fossil

The lint that is left between your toes after you take your socks off.

I found a bunch of sock fossils between my toes.

by pseudofakename September 13, 2011

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

snowpocalypse fossil

Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.

This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.

by bad33067 February 23, 2011

cock fossil

When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.

Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!

by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017

dinosaur fossil

A remain of dinosaur that used to be alive.

I'm looking for dinosaur fossils.

by Ritacca February 20, 2023