near foom

A girl with a very streched out vagina that sucks everything into it with great velocity

"Like throwin a hotdog down a hallway. NEAR FOOM!!

by Myles Turkynekc November 6, 2007

Foodsexual

Ok, foodsexual is when your atracted to food, the question is, do you judt walk up to a salad and say "DAMN BBG YOU LOOKIN'FINEEEEE 🥵" 😭

Guy 1:"im foodsexual"
Guy 2: "your just a mistake, that nobody likes"

by Im_noah_hby April 11, 2022

Fools Day

The first day of the month, where pranks and practical jokes are played. Similar to April Fools, except that it comes once a month instead of once a year.

James: WTF!?! You told the boss I was playing hookie all day?
Todd: September Fools Day!

by seththegreat September 2, 2010

foolsome

an act or deed that is full of foolishness

something that is overwhelmed by the characteristic of being foolish

that was a foolsome thing to do

stop being so foolsome

you're behavior is foolsome

obama is foolsome

by lkjdfkl;dsj April 21, 2008

Flomstab

A spazzy, or retarded person, who travel in invisible wheelchairs.

Charlie Pree & Emily Watts are flomstabs!

by VishnuFlomstab May 16, 2010

foodstealer

foodstealer: someone who eats your food

faisal: hey you foodstealer stop taking my foooooooood

by life_is_bad February 16, 2019

foomfy

A word to describe something that is soft, fluffy, luscious, and overall stunning. More commonly used to describe hair.

“His hair is very- foomfy, he must use a lot of product to make it look like that”

by kat white February 14, 2021