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Footsome 

Opposite of handsome. Applies to ugly guys only. Simply an unattractive male.
All of you guys look handsome, except for that one dude in the corner; he looks footsome.
Footsome by Habesha Enlightener August 17, 2009
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Footsome 

This word means anything but handsome, so it could mean "beautiful", "gorgeous", "good-looking", etc for any of you!
Perfect to describe VQC, for him, it just means "footsome", and nothing else.
Yes, VQC created this word, because he is not handsome, but don't want people to think that he's being harsh on himself (which actually isn't true.)
Person: You look handsome, VQC.
VQC: Wait, no- pfff- I am not! I'm footsome, y'hear? I am not handsome in any means.
Person: oh, okay, so... what does it mean?
VQC: Footsome.
Person: What?
VQC: Just as long as it's not handsome, I'm okay with it.
Footsome by VQC February 21, 2022
To all you mushy-hearted guys out there --- if you yourself are both HANDsome and FOOTsome, pretty girls whose twenty attractive digits dat you love twiddling and massaging in yer thirsting paws might feel even more like "returning da favor" on yer extremities wif their own soft warm slender hands.
footsome by QuacksO December 22, 2025

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026